An Energy Drink : And Germany's Invasion
Tucked in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are rudely being woken up, shaken and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.
Take the family of four who decided to pack their suitcases, trunks topped with long-necks and two, almost adult kids, both boys, about twelve or thirteen years old, who decided to escape from the city life for a 2 day weekend. All scenarios resulted with the regular expectations as they had numerous times before when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a phone couldn't get to them.
All things seemed perfectly normal. Their car pushed into each corner of a stretching hill that looked like a mountain, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were soundly asleep with visions of God knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess his thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.
Helen, mom, too was in a deep slumber, probably caused by the jarring white noise of the engine of the car surging itself up yet another car-eating hill.
It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day Kfee energy drink was to be introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.
Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and stunned by what was recorded. Despite having photographic evidence, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion is starting.
A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you're welcome to come along, while the fun continue.
Published December 9th, 2007